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1	Doctor and nurse jokes - Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	23
2	0 - A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the d...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	22
3	0 - "Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating som...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	13
4	0 - Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	10
5	0 - Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	18
6	0 - A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I l...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	51
7	0 - A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	43
8	0 - A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescrib...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	44
9	0 - Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, M...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	62
10	0 - Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doc...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	52
11	0 - A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flowe...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	47
12	0 - Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Y...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	51
13	0 - What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	65
14	0 - The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	50
15	0 - A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	46
16	0 - Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	51
17	0 - Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	17
18	0 - Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	18
19	0 - Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	18
20	0 - A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these pe...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	16
21	0 - Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	16
22	0 - Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	11
23	0 - Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	14
24	0 - What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	14
25	0 - A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	14