Jokes Comedy Lines | Funny jokes

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1	A strange jigsaw puzzle - Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke	Situations	6
2	Make my own bed - Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.I...Read the whole joke	Situations	15
3	Two men were walking through the woods when... - Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50...Read the whole joke	Situations	10
4	An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they... - An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son h...Read the whole joke	Situations	5
5	Cop coming upon a young couple making out... - Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I ...Read the whole joke	Situations	21
6	A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss... - A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke	Situations	7
7	A college professor's going to bed with his wife... - A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke	Situations	36
8	Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary... - Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathi...Read the whole joke	Situations	23
9	Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south... - Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopp...Read the whole joke	Situations	33
10	A girl called the police department and reported that... - A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke	Situations	41
11	Reading time - A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy ask...Read the whole joke	Situations	28
12	Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep... - Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the...Read the whole joke	Situations	27
13	Jewish fly - A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is...Read the whole joke	Situations	15
14	A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital... - A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...Read the whole joke	Situations	22
15	Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater... - Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers ...Read the whole joke	Situations	18
16	A Purple Heart - A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke	Situations	15
17	A woman strode angrily into the large... - A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...Read the whole joke	Situations	23
18	This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample... - This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you f...Read the whole joke	Situations	12
19	A business man from New York decided to quit his job... - A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...Read the whole joke	Situations	49
20	The people are waiting - Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...Read the whole joke	Situations	20
21	Two men went to the desert for a vacation... - Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they ...Read the whole joke	Situations	12
22	An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote... - An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down...Read the whole joke	Situations	16
23	Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at... - Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot...Read the whole joke	Situations	19
24	How'd you get that black eye? - First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: S...Read the whole joke	Situations	28
25	The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms... - The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. Sh...Read the whole joke	Situations	24