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1	yo momma - Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
2	No rest on this island - A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
3	Yo Mamma so fat... - YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	4
4	A new car. - One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid as...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
5	The two bee\'s - Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going."Really bad," said the secon...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
6	HELP...911 - A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 1...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
7	You know you\'re out of college when... - You know you're out of college when...1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
8	30 Ways to Annoy Someone. - 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual mas...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
9	Things NOT to say to a Cop! - Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
10	Cork it! - There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
11	How to give your Cat a Pill. - 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right fore...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
12	If men had a vagina. - 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
13	Cat's Prayer - Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
14	The Difference is...... - What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his pay...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
15	The eleventh commandment - We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just fo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
16	Newest game at the whitehouse - What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
17	Your Momma is so ugly - Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
18	More Your Mommas - Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
19	Cat Heaven - One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
20	Dog with one eye - Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"The...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
21	"You've Got Mail" - A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out t...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	3
22	The Life Of The Party - The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life o...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
23	List of Funny Insults! - If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
24	The cause of arthritis... - A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
25	Meet the Schitt Family! - Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1