Jokes Comedy Lines | Christmas Jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	'Twas the Night before Finals - \|T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute ... Read the whole joke	51	0
2	A Martha Stewart Christmas - \|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s... Read the whole joke	63	0.5
3	A Microsoft Christmas - \|NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christma... Read the whole joke	59	0
4	A parent's night before Christmas - \|'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my s... Read the whole joke	56	0
5	Addicted to the Web - \|(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is ... Read the whole joke	47	0
6	An Internet Christmas - \|T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net... Read the whole joke	44	0
7	Bad Santa - A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.... Read the whole joke	33	0
8	Believing in Santa - Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m... Read the whole joke	39	0
9	Billy Gates writes to Santa - \|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of in... Read the whole joke	49	0
10	Christmas at the Post Office - Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson... Read the whole joke	33	0
11	Christmas downsizing - \|Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s... Read the whole joke	49	0
12	Christmas Jokes - Question and Answer - \|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I... Read the whole joke	55	0
13	Did Santa Give You That Present? - \|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on ... Read the whole joke	47	0
14	Enter the Pearly Gates - \|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting... Read the whole joke	63	0
15	Homemade Bargain Gift - Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-J... Read the whole joke	28	0
16	I want to see something really cheap - \|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his... Read the whole joke	46	0
17	Italian Night Before Christmas - \|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a... Read the whole joke	50	0
18	Jews & Christmas - December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart... Read the whole joke	40	0
19	Knock Knock Christmas - \|Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Sno... Read the whole joke	52	0
20	Lost X Files Christmas episode - \|Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.M... Read the whole joke	65	0
21	Love, Santa - Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since... Read the whole joke	24	0
22	On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . . - \|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a ... Read the whole joke	46	0
23	Optimist vs. Pessimist - \|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too... Read the whole joke	44	0
24	Politically Correct Santa - \|'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co... Read the whole joke	54	0
25	Poor Turkey! - When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat... Read the whole joke	42	0