Jokes Comedy Lines | Computing Jokes

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1	100 Buckets of Bits - \|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gr... Read the whole joke	45
2	A husband with a computer addiction - \|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be... Read the whole joke	45
3	A letter to the editors - \|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips... Read the whole joke	50
4	A list of redneck computer terms - \|Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d... Read the whole joke	58
5	Abbott calling Costello - \|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m... Read the whole joke	30
6	Actual calls to technical support - \|Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's h... Read the whole joke	40
7	Airplanes running operating systems - \|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru... Read the whole joke	59
8	Alice is in UNIX land - \|"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin... Read the whole joke	49
9	AOL addiction poem - \|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bu... Read the whole joke	44
10	Architect programmer - \|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou... Read the whole joke	37
11	Bill Gates can choose his punishment - \|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and sai... Read the whole joke	47
12	Bill Gates picks his own punishment - \|Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et... Read the whole joke	65
13	Bought a bad computer - \|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ... Read the whole joke	38
14	Car break trouble - \| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They w... Read the whole joke	40
15	Caring for floppy disks - \|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ... Read the whole joke	33
16	Changing number terms - \|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number... Read the whole joke	45
17	Computer acronyms list - \|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll... Read the whole joke	37
18	Computer help stories - \|AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to tur... Read the whole joke	32
19	Computer history of the world - \|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there we... Read the whole joke	50
20	Computer lingo guide - \|Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep ... Read the whole joke	44
21	Computer problem report - \|Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________... Read the whole joke	38
22	Computer used too long - \|You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2... Read the whole joke	33
23	Confusion about Y2K - \|Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of thi... Read the whole joke	32
24	Customer support logs - \|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I... Read the whole joke	34
25	Definition of Windows - \|Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ... Read the whole joke	39