Jokes Comedy Lines | Dumb Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	ADVICE FOR IDIOTS - \|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Emplo... Read the whole joke	38
2	AHH, THAT'S BETTER! - \|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,00... Read the whole joke	41
3	AN IDIOT'S IDIOT - \|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and ... Read the whole joke	37
4	An inscription problem - \|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. De... Read the whole joke	33
5	An insurance company - \|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have d... Read the whole joke	32
6	DEADHEADS - \|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He ... Read the whole joke	42
7	DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS? - \|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year... Read the whole joke	29
8	DON'T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT - \|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of th... Read the whole joke	35
9	Global Stupids - \|Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur f... Read the whole joke	33
10	GOT A LIGHT? - \|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, man... Read the whole joke	21
11	GRAVITY KILLS - \|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stret... Read the whole joke	26
12	IDIOTS & COMPUTERS - \|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in ... Read the whole joke	37
13	IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY - \|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as ... Read the whole joke	42
14	IDIOTS & RETAIL - \|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signe... Read the whole joke	44
15	IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE - \|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shorte... Read the whole joke	33
16	IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE - \|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the count... Read the whole joke	28
17	IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD - \|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative ... Read the whole joke	27
18	Idiots on the computer - \|Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" ... Read the whole joke	37
19	IN THE BAG - \|A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle ... Read the whole joke	28
20	LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY - \|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and wanted to test fire... Read the whole joke	32
21	LEARN YOUR LESSON - \|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteache... Read the whole joke	36
22	LICENSE TO STEAL - \|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to ... Read the whole joke	38
23	MADE FOR TV - \|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call f... Read the whole joke	27
24	Man Killed Repairing Truck - \|Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., w... Read the whole joke	39
25	Mariah Carey's quote - \|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah... Read the whole joke	36