Jokes Comedy Lines | Instrument Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line - \|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoret... Read the whole joke	57
2	Accordion jokes - \|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion play... Read the whole joke	34
3	Any last requests? - \|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and t... Read the whole joke	34
4	Arriving at Heaven - \|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false ... Read the whole joke	50
5	Arriving in Heaven - \|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, what's ... Read the whole joke	46
6	Bach in a Minuet - \|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet... Read the whole joke	25
7	Bagpipe jokes - \|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing wors... Read the whole joke	31
8	Banjo jokes - \|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathe... Read the whole joke	30
9	Bass jokes - \|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass p... Read the whole joke	37
10	Bassoon jokes - \|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon b... Read the whole joke	30
11	Cello jokes - \|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q... Read the whole joke	28
12	Clarinet jokes - \|Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarin... Read the whole joke	26
13	Contacting a friend - \|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what lif... Read the whole joke	31
14	Drum joke Q & A - \|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves a... Read the whole joke	28
15	Efficiency - \|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraR... Read the whole joke	50
16	English horn jokes - \|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor... Read the whole joke	30
17	Fight between the musicians - \|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player havin... Read the whole joke	46
18	Flute jokes - \|Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ... Read the whole joke	24
19	French horn jokes - \|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m... Read the whole joke	35
20	George Bernard Shaw - \|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd... Read the whole joke	45
21	Glossary of music terms - \|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. "Y'all sang that real good!"Accidentals: Wrong not... Read the whole joke	39
22	Guitar jokes - \|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?... Read the whole joke	29
23	Harmonica jokes - \|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, a... Read the whole joke	26
24	Harp jokes - \|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half pl... Read the whole joke	41
25	Harpsichord jokes - \|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making ... Read the whole joke	23