Jokes Comedy Lines | Marriage Jokes

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1	A kid's view on marriage - \|What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her bac... Read the whole joke	124
2	A man is almost about to die - \|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the trut... Read the whole joke	47
3	A Mother's Dictionary - \|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have arou... Read the whole joke	36
4	A secret pregnant lover - \|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant te... Read the whole joke	44
5	A staged wedding to bust dealers - \|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter"... Read the whole joke	30
6	A sudden change of mind - \|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. ... Read the whole joke	34
7	A very desperate marriage - \|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years a... Read the whole joke	36
8	A way to save your marriage - \|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.Th... Read the whole joke	49
9	An organization that makes men fear marriage - \|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in Englan... Read the whole joke	33
10	Be afraid if you annoy this husband - \|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon,... Read the whole joke	28
11	Cheap plastic rings - \|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters the room, we "have been ta... Read the whole joke	43
12	Cigarette problems - \|At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be f... Read the whole joke	40
13	Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions - \|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasoo... Read the whole joke	35
14	Do you already have a child? - \|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone ... Read the whole joke	34
15	Don't take any chances - \|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whethe... Read the whole joke	39
16	Finding perfect men - \|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her ... Read the whole joke	44
17	Getting into fights - \|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had... Read the whole joke	39
18	Getting revenge with marriage - \|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to hi... Read the whole joke	33
19	Gift for a birthday - \|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was he... Read the whole joke	46
20	Going crazy with confusion - \|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? ... Read the whole joke	38
21	Going to the office - \|Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a proble... Read the whole joke	43
22	Have long marriages - \|Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two time... Read the whole joke	43
23	How have times changed? - \|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have bee... Read the whole joke	21
24	I deserve to be married - \|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant "ex-girlfriend" appear at the service, in... Read the whole joke	51
25	I have "great" news for you - \|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Prett... Read the whole joke	27