Jokes Comedy Lines | Miscellaneous Jokes

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1	A new Priest. - A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After mass he asked the monsign... Read the whole joke	7
2	A New York Lawyer - A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ... Read the whole joke	7
3	A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version) - A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period... Read the whole joke	3
4	A Pair of Shoes - This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at ... Read the whole joke	7
5	A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues... - A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he en... Read the whole joke	18
6	A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull... - A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top ... Read the whole joke	25
7	A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven... - A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh... Read the whole joke	11
8	A Peg-legged Halloween! - A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party. He doesn't know what cos... Read the whole joke	11
9	A Penny For Your Thoughts - What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change.... Read the whole joke	6
10	A Perfect Woman Is... - What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat... Read the whole joke	8
11	A photographer from a well known national magazine... - A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone Nat... Read the whole joke	10
12	A pile of one liners! - Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can't get out !Who gives my cat his Christmas presents... Read the whole joke	10
13	A play on Computer Lingo. - 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. B... Read the whole joke	13
14	A Prayer Before Dying - When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the ... Read the whole joke	28
15	A pregnant Irish women - What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!... Read the whole joke	21
16	A Present for Little Johnny! - Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his sh... Read the whole joke	15
17	A Problem of Problems - A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem... Read the whole joke	4
18	A question of time - Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!... Read the whole joke	14
19	A Rainbow of Devotion - A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender... Read the whole joke	5
20	A Really Bad Day - There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then... Read the whole joke	12
21	A REALLY Bad Day - True Story! - A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspape... Read the whole joke	16
22	A really Corny Joke - Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other?A: Like, Not e... Read the whole joke	15
23	A Redneck Christmas - You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!... Read the whole joke	14
24	A Redneck Joke - 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have ... Read the whole joke	16
25	A Rock Solid Defense - A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked t... Read the whole joke	15