Jokes Comedy Lines | Miscellaneous Jokes

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1	Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks - GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shoot... Read the whole joke	21
2	Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks! - Here's Martha Stewart's Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Alwa... Read the whole joke	15
3	Martin Learns Bad Words - Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she said, "Why don't you ... Read the whole joke	23
4	MasterCard for Men - You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commerci... Read the whole joke	18
5	Masturbation - Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.... Read the whole joke	4
6	Matador Special - A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to ... Read the whole joke	4
7	Match - You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it'... Read the whole joke	10
8	MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman - MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem -------------------------... Read the whole joke	2
9	Math Lesson - A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you ar... Read the whole joke	17
10	Math? - Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...... Read the whole joke	11
11	Mating Call - Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?A: "I'm sooo drunk!"Q: What is the mating call of the ugly... Read the whole joke	9
12	Matrimony Tips For Women - On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from f... Read the whole joke	9
13	Mattresses - At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.... Read the whole joke	3
14	May I take your order... - A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR... Read the whole joke	20
15	Maybe next time. - This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and... Read the whole joke	14
16	Mayonaise - Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!... Read the whole joke	3
17	mBragging about old times - Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"... Read the whole joke	13
18	Me and My Boss - When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough------------------------... Read the whole joke	3
19	Me Tarzan! - Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suit... Read the whole joke	15
20	Me Too - The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling St... Read the whole joke	9
21	Meals on Wheels - Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked bein... Read the whole joke	9
22	Measure Intelligence - Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!... Read the whole joke	6
23	Measurement of a Pole - An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. H... Read the whole joke	4
24	Measuring Monkey - A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey ... Read the whole joke	10
25	Med Examination - A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."H... Read the whole joke	23