Jokes Comedy Lines | Miscellaneous Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Psychiatrist Definitions - Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for not... Read the whole joke	8
2	Psychiatrist Handyman - Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one ... but the lig... Read the whole joke	12
3	Psychiatrists and Patients - How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the mental hospital?The... Read the whole joke	19
4	Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men - Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al... Read the whole joke	5
5	Psychological Christmas Songs - Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three... Read the whole joke	19
6	Psychologist and the Light Bulb - How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to... Read the whole joke	8
7	Public announcements - Public service announcements around the world. USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your childr... Read the whole joke	27
8	Puerto Rican Offspring - Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo.... Read the whole joke	13
9	Pull Lever - End World! - A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign and a lever. The sign reads "pul... Read the whole joke	19
10	Pulled over. - A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, sh... Read the whole joke	15
11	Pulling Teeth - A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or ... Read the whole joke	8
12	Punctuation - Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun perio... Read the whole joke	18
13	Punctuation Changes! - Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes...Dear Thom... Read the whole joke	4
14	Punishment - A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passe... Read the whole joke	8
15	Punishment For Bigamy - Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law's!... Read the whole joke	11
16	Punishment for Gates - Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all ete... Read the whole joke	12
17	Punkrocker's Hair - An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The punkrocker's hair is red, green, yell... Read the whole joke	22
18	Punny as they get! yee-haw! - A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot t... Read the whole joke	28
19	Puns by the Pound! - Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary bl... Read the whole joke	8
20	Puns Contest - There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope ... Read the whole joke	9
21	Puppies don't surf... - Why Dogs don't surf the web...Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to "mark" ev... Read the whole joke	15
22	Pushing it! - Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to ge... Read the whole joke	23
23	Put-Downs - Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have on... Read the whole joke	20
24	Put-Downs Galore! - Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits wit... Read the whole joke	25
25	Putting it in. - A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The... Read the whole joke	19