Jokes Comedy Lines | Miscellaneous Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Santa's Reindeer - Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,... Read the whole joke	20
2	Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you. - Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-ni... Read the whole joke	7
3	Santa\\\'s Entrance - If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho... Read the whole joke	28
4	Satisfaction Guaranteed - A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guarantee... Read the whole joke	28
5	Saved Your Privates - A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthe... Read the whole joke	22
6	Saving the Oppossum! - Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that moth... Read the whole joke	16
7	Saving Up - This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down ... Read the whole joke	14
8	Say After Sex - Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do y... Read the whole joke	30
9	Say Again? - A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area -... Read the whole joke	28
10	Say That Again - It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Tes... Read the whole joke	27
11	Say When Giving Birth - Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?... Read the whole joke	16
12	Scale A Fence - Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side.... Read the whole joke	8
13	Scaled Glass Wall - Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.... Read the whole joke	7
14	Scared half to death - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?... Read the whole joke	26
15	Scary Seven - Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!... Read the whole joke	11
16	Schingwers - Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica is a hooker, O... Read the whole joke	10
17	Schizophrenia - What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!... Read the whole joke	5
18	Scientists and the Mermaid! - These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed... Read the whole joke	17
19	Scooby Doobie Boobies! - A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells her, "Ever... Read the whole joke	29
20	Scottie (Star Trek) - Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!... Read the whole joke	7
21	Scottish Builder - A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out th... Read the whole joke	18
22	Scottish Joke - What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, yo... Read the whole joke	148
23	Screen Door - Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!... Read the whole joke	10
24	Screwing Rooster - There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and... Read the whole joke	26
25	Screwy Date - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ... Read the whole joke	25