Jokes Comedy Lines | Miscellaneous Jokes

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1	Application To NYU-(Classic) - This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A... Read the whole joke	7
2	Applying For A Job - A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the columns entitled: Name, ... Read the whole joke	8
3	Appropriate Penance - A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday afternoon. "We've got a tee time ... Read the whole joke	10
4	Are there Jews in China? - Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?""I d... Read the whole joke	19
5	Aren\'t You Sorry? - An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wi... Read the whole joke	12
6	Arguments - Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says... Read the whole joke	6
7	Arizona Crazy Law - You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask... Read the whole joke	30
8	Arkansan Citizens Trip - ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy Jeff1. Before... Read the whole joke	9
9	Arkansas - .. 3 million people, 15 last names.... Read the whole joke	18
10	Arkansas Crazy Law - A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. A law provides that school teachers... Read the whole joke	30
11	Arkansas Vasectomy - After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went ... Read the whole joke	3
12	Armed Sleeper - Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still sleeps with a battle-axe... Read the whole joke	22
13	Army general at Christmas - What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe... Read the whole joke	15
14	Army vs. Marines! - Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window s... Read the whole joke	7
15	Army Wisdom - A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try i... Read the whole joke	28
16	Arnold:the musical - Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composer... Read the whole joke	9
17	Arthritis - A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta... Read the whole joke	4
18	Arthritis is so cruel - "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than can... Read the whole joke	8
19	Artificial Insemination - A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none o... Read the whole joke	28
20	As Long As A Cat\'s Tail - Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than ... Read the whole joke	29
21	Asleep at the desk - If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the c... Read the whole joke	9
22	Assassin Interview - fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for ... Read the whole joke	14
23	Assign the punishment - Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little conf... Read the whole joke	14
24	At College - Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor.... Read the whole joke	4
25	At the Amusement Park - A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The rid... Read the whole joke	6