Jokes Comedy Lines | Miscellaneous Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Baby Turtle - A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. Abo... Read the whole joke	11
2	Back From the Dead - An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same... Read the whole joke	33
3	Backwards Panties - What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out.... Read the whole joke	25
4	Bad advice 2 - Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps... Read the whole joke	14
5	Bad boy - One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to h... Read the whole joke	17
6	Bad Breath - You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!... Read the whole joke	29
7	BAD Bunny Wabbit! - A woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviou... Read the whole joke	27
8	Bad Catholic Joke - Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Soci... Read the whole joke	49
9	Bad corporate slogans - These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real wo... Read the whole joke	35
10	Bad Date Signs! - Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to dateher mother....You find out her ... Read the whole joke	15
11	Bad Day? - When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it ... Read the whole joke	26
12	Bad dog - Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!... Read the whole joke	20
13	Bad Dog! - A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's... Read the whole joke	14
14	Bad eyes. - A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had... Read the whole joke	32
15	Bad Investment - Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to t... Read the whole joke	11
16	Bad Jeeves...BAD! - A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their... Read the whole joke	28
17	Bad Joke - There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman driving it. Whos fault is it?The Woman'... Read the whole joke	14
18	Bad Jokes - Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram. You... Read the whole joke	17
19	Bad News 1 - Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad new... Read the whole joke	22
20	Bad News 2 - A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong... Read the whole joke	14
21	Bad News 3 - Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin ... Read the whole joke	20
22	Bad News 4 - Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give... Read the whole joke	23
23	Bad News 5 - This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave lo... Read the whole joke	27
24	Bad News 6 - This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good ... Read the whole joke	24
25	Bad News, Good News, Great News - The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced polic... Read the whole joke	12