Jokes Comedy Lines | Miscellaneous Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	You're a Statue - A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy... Read the whole joke	14
2	You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . . - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when you're p... Read the whole joke	8
3	You're gonna croak! - A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see m... Read the whole joke	19
4	You're hired! - A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During the interview, the interviewer as... Read the whole joke	8
5	You're hooked if... - It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when....1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bath... Read the whole joke	32
6	You're not a kid anymore when... - You know you're not a kid anymore when...You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.You can li... Read the whole joke	21
7	You've been programming too long when - When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus sched... Read the whole joke	25
8	You've got mail, the Blonde version - A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks... Read the whole joke	14
9	Young Man ! - Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at ... Read the whole joke	6
10	Youngster Theories - From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by y... Read the whole joke	4
11	Your Are Available? - A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. ... Read the whole joke	9
12	Your Breast is Loose - A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policem... Read the whole joke	8
13	Your co-worker is a computer hacker - 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari... Read the whole joke	10
14	Your Daughter is Pregnant - A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the c... Read the whole joke	7
15	Your Funeral - There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and... Read the whole joke	23
16	Your Job - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.... Read the whole joke	6
17	Your Kind of Man - Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a... Read the whole joke	18
18	Your mama so stupid - Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!... Read the whole joke	4
19	Your mom is so fat... - Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!... Read the whole joke	24
20	Your mom is soooo fat... - Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!... Read the whole joke	23
21	Your Momma - Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.... Read the whole joke	4
22	Your momma is so fat.... - Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!... Read the whole joke	16
23	Your Momma is so ugly - Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.... Read the whole joke	10
24	Your momma is... - Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!... Read the whole joke	16
25	Your Mommas... - Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!... Read the whole joke	31