Jokes Comedy Lines | Miscellaneous Jokes

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1	A few words of wisdom - "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat ... Read the whole joke	18
2	A Fire Truck - One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it ... Read the whole joke	14
3	A Fish Story! - One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WO... Read the whole joke	4
4	A Fisherman's Tale - Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting... Read the whole joke	9
5	A fly in my beer! - One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The proceeded to each ... Read the whole joke	12
6	A forester and lawyer - A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter g... Read the whole joke	13
7	A fun game - While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won on... Read the whole joke	14
8	A future fireman. - A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He h... Read the whole joke	29
9	A good sport! - John receives a phone call."Hello," he answers.The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan.We me... Read the whole joke	5
10	A great new hearing aid - John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup. Cost me... Read the whole joke	22
11	A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts - A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still, t... Read the whole joke	7
12	A gun for my hubby. - A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk.... Read the whole joke	23
13	A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk... - A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and... Read the whole joke	15
14	A hearty breakfast - A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like one of your special full Eng... Read the whole joke	13
15	A Hippo What? - 3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was... Read the whole joke	6
16	A Hookers Life - A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on... Read the whole joke	27
17	A Horse walks into a Bar - A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"... Read the whole joke	150
18	A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one... - A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"... Read the whole joke	153
19	A Hot Day - It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly pi... Read the whole joke	14
20	A hot meal - Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on ... Read the whole joke	26
21	A human's chalkboard assignments - This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The bel... Read the whole joke	8
22	A Kind Lawyer - One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by ... Read the whole joke	14
23	A Koala and a Hooker - A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes i... Read the whole joke	21
24	A lady was in a hardware store looking at... - A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it w... Read the whole joke	17
25	A Lawyer Died - A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the sa... Read the whole joke	8