Jokes Comedy Lines | Mom/Dad Jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	Adults have learned - \|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.... Read the whole joke	62	1.5
2	At the public pool - \|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," th... Read the whole joke	41	0
3	Child sent to bed - \|A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca... Read the whole joke	54	0
4	Dad will never say - \|Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll h... Read the whole joke	127	0
5	Defining teenagers - \|A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A we... Read the whole joke	33	0
6	Delivering a baby - \|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no el... Read the whole joke	34	0
7	Evolution of Mom - \|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby... Read the whole joke	41	0
8	Expert on parenting - \|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.... Read the whole joke	42	0
9	Fathers then & now - \|Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearl... Read the whole joke	54	0
10	Go to the hospital - \|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor... Read the whole joke	33	0
11	Great first parent - \|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the... Read the whole joke	43	0
12	Grocery shopping - \|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passe... Read the whole joke	36	0
13	Guests for dinner - \|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. H... Read the whole joke	19	0
14	Have a first child - \|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first c... Read the whole joke	39	0
15	Household physics - \|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as ev... Read the whole joke	34	0
16	Kids tough question - \|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.... Read the whole joke	21	0
17	Mom would never say - \|Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to s... Read the whole joke	45	0
18	Mom's new recipe - \|Mom's Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in s... Read the whole joke	22	0
19	Mothers taught us - \|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your ne... Read the whole joke	23	0
20	My wife is pregnant - \|A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two mi... Read the whole joke	40	0
21	Naming your child - \|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an acciden... Read the whole joke	22	0
22	New family driver - \|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and ... Read the whole joke	20	0
23	Newest son-in-law - \|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I... Read the whole joke	28	0
24	Out of food supplies - \|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedul... Read the whole joke	51	0
25	Parents evolution - \|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we o... Read the whole joke	28	0