| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Cow jokes - 19469
- Does running out of a
burning barn make a cow
unusual?
No, only medium rare!... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 2 |
Cow jokes - 19470
- How did cows feel when the branding iron was
invented?
They were very impressed!... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 3 |
Cow jokes - 19471
- How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a
toss-up!... Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 4 |
Cow jokes - 19472
- How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade
A!... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 5 |
Cow jokes - 19473
- What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A
Moosician!... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 6 |
Cow jokes - 19474
- How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He
tractor down... Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 7 |
Cow jokes - 19475
- How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer
them!... Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 8 |
Cow jokes - 19476
- How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo
stick.... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 9 |
Cow jokes - 19477
- How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 10 |
Cow jokes - 19478
- How to you know that cows will be in
heaven?
It's a place of udder delight.... Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 11 |
Cow jokes - 19479
- I can't decide whether to buy a
bicycle or a
cow for my farm.
Well, wouldn't you look silly ri... Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 12 |
Cow jokes - 19480
- I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!... Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 13 |
Cow jokes - 19481
- If you crossed a cow
with a goat, what would
you get?
Half and half!... Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 14 |
Cow jokes - 19482
- If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
song
would you get?
"Beeflt!"... Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 15 |
Cow jokes - 19483
- If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
what would
you get?
Milk and quackers!... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 16 |
Cow jokes - 19484
- If you had a gun and you were being chased by a
bull and a mountain lion, which one would you sh... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 17 |
Cow jokes - 19485
- If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you!... Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 18 |
Cow jokes - 19486
- In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo
York!... Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 19 |
Cow jokes - 19487
- Is there big money in the cattle business?
So
I've herd!... Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 20 |
Cow jokes - 19488
- I've just discovered a method for making wool out
of
milk!
But doesn't that make the cow feel ... Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 21 |
Cow jokes - 19489
- Pa's being
chased by a bull!
Well, what
in tarnation do you want me to do about it?
Get me s... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 22 |
Cow jokes - 19490
- Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 23 |
Cow jokes - 19491
- That bull you sold
me is a lazy
good-for-nothing!
I told you he was a bum steer!... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 24 |
Cow jokes - 19492
- That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet!... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 25 |
Cow jokes - 19493
- What animals do you bring
to bed?
Your
calves.... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
