| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Farmer jokes - 21170
- What do you call
an Arab dairy farmer?
A milk sheik.... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 2 |
Farmer jokes - 21171
- A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
as time
went by, the traffic slowly built up at an... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 3 |
Farmer jokes - 21172
- "Tell me," said the hiker to the
local
farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?"
"... Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 4 |
Farmer jokes - 21173
- How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod on his corn.... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 5 |
Farmer jokes - 21174
- Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow to pasture.... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 6 |
Farmer jokes - 21175
- Q: Why did the farmer call his
pig
"Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 7 |
Farmer jokes - 21176
- A Texan farmer goes
to Australia for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets
talk... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 8 |
Farmer jokes - 21177
- A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
farm
with plans to turn it into a thriving enterp... Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 9 |
Farmer jokes - 21178
- Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated
the country ? He went to the big city and got a jo... Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 10 |
Farmer jokes - 21179
- Why was the farmer
hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn !... Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 11 |
Farmer jokes - 21180
- Camper: Is it easy to milk
a
cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 12 |
Farmer jokes - 21181
- Camp Woodland was across the
road from a
dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
'Is tha... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 13 |
Farmer jokes - 21182
- Did you hear about the farmer
who fed
crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured ... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 14 |
Farmer jokes - 21183
- How does a farmer send messages?
By
e-i-e-i-o-mail.... Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 15 |
Farmer jokes - 21184
- What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 16 |
Farmer jokes - 21185
- Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull
corn by the ears.... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 17 |
Farmer jokes - 21186
- What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns of a dilemma h... Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 18 |
Farmer jokes - 21187
- Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !... Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 19 |
Farmer jokes - 21188
- What did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor
?
Wheres my tractor!... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 20 |
Farmer jokes - 21189
- Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 21 |
Farmer jokes - 21190
- Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
energy,
he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get ... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 22 |
Farmer jokes - 21191
- Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
farmer who
moved into the next valley and boy, i... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 23 |
Farmer jokes - 21192
- FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 24 |
Farmer jokes - 21193
- How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
He
rides piggyback.... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 25 |
Farmer jokes - 21194
- What did the farmer say when his fat pig
wouldn't fit into the pen?
"There's more there than m... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
