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1	Beauty jokes - 17751 - My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !... Read the whole joke	44
2	Beauty jokes - 17752 - Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ... Read the whole joke	31
3	Beauty jokes - 17753 - Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t... Read the whole joke	27
4	Bed jokes - 16412 - Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... Read the whole joke	32
5	Bed jokes - 16413 - What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... Read the whole joke	32
6	Bed jokes - 16414 - What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... Read the whole joke	35
7	Bed jokes - 16415 - What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... Read the whole joke	40
8	Bed jokes - 16416 - Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider.... Read the whole joke	25
9	Bed jokes - 17754 - Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all ... Read the whole joke	26
10	Bed jokes - 17755 - Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks ... Read the whole joke	28
11	Bed jokes - 17756 - Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for... Read the whole joke	29
12	Bed jokes - 17757 - The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say whi... Read the whole joke	33
13	Bed jokes - 17758 - A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do pe... Read the whole joke	20
14	Bed jokes - 17759 - Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "Bu... Read the whole joke	20
15	Bed jokes - 17760 - When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... Read the whole joke	27
16	Bed jokes - 17761 - Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... Read the whole joke	26
17	Bed jokes - 17762 - I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts m... Read the whole joke	33
18	Bed jokes - 17763 - I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and mar... Read the whole joke	27
19	Bed jokes - 17764 - Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? Sh... Read the whole joke	27
20	Bed jokes - 17765 - What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... Read the whole joke	30
21	Bed jokes - 17766 - You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach... Read the whole joke	25
22	Bed jokes - 17767 - I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able t... Read the whole joke	27
23	Bed jokes - 17768 - Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided ... Read the whole joke	22
24	Bed jokes - 17769 - How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.... Read the whole joke	20
25	Bed jokes - 17770 - I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's ... Read the whole joke	17