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1	Bed jokes - 17771 - A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the nei... Read the whole joke	22
2	Bed jokes - 17772 - Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... Read the whole joke	10
3	Bed jokes - 17773 - Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.... Read the whole joke	8
4	Bed jokes - 17774 - Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.... Read the whole joke	7
5	Bed jokes - 17775 - Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.... Read the whole joke	8
6	Bed jokes - 17776 - Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy on... Read the whole joke	7
7	Bed jokes - 17777 - Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... Read the whole joke	9
8	Bed jokes - 17778 - Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her s... Read the whole joke	9
9	Bed jokes - 17779 - Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.... Read the whole joke	3
10	Bed jokes - 17780 - What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... Read the whole joke	11
11	Bed jokes - 17781 - Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I ... Read the whole joke	22
12	Bed jokes - 17782 - Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll ... Read the whole joke	10
13	Bed jokes - 17783 - Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.... Read the whole joke	10
14	Bed jokes - 17784 - Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.... Read the whole joke	8
15	Bed jokes - 17785 - Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.... Read the whole joke	23
16	Bed jokes - 17786 - How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.... Read the whole joke	11
17	Bed jokes - 17787 - When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.... Read the whole joke	8
18	Bed jokes - 17788 - When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.... Read the whole joke	8
19	Bed jokes - 17789 - Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.... Read the whole joke	10
20	Bed jokes - 17790 - Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.... Read the whole joke	3
21	Bed jokes - 17791 - Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !... Read the whole joke	15
22	Bed jokes - 17792 - I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A ch... Read the whole joke	9
23	Bed jokes - 17793 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!... Read the whole joke	5
24	Bed jokes - 17794 - What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.... Read the whole joke	4
25	Bed jokes - 17795 - How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !... Read the whole joke	15

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