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1	Blonde jokes - 18301 - Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill th... Read the whole joke	10
2	Blonde jokes - 18302 - A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wi... Read the whole joke	11
3	Blonde jokes - 18303 - A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" ... Read the whole joke	10
4	Blonde jokes - 18304 - Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!... Read the whole joke	16
5	Blonde jokes - 18305 - A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. ... Read the whole joke	13
6	Blonde jokes - 18306 - Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.... Read the whole joke	13
7	Blonde jokes - 18307 - Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!... Read the whole joke	14
8	Blonde jokes - 18308 - ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. '... Read the whole joke	19
9	Blonde jokes - 18309 - Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get ... Read the whole joke	12
10	Blonde jokes - 18310 - Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!... Read the whole joke	18
11	Blonde jokes - 18311 - Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to ho... Read the whole joke	9
12	Blonde jokes - 18312 - Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.... Read the whole joke	10
13	Blonde jokes - 18313 - Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.... Read the whole joke	8
14	Blonde jokes - 18314 - Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? ... Read the whole joke	14
15	Blonde jokes - 18315 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great unti... Read the whole joke	13
16	Blonde jokes - 18316 - Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.... Read the whole joke	12
17	Blonde jokes - 18317 - Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"... Read the whole joke	11
18	Blonde jokes - 18318 - Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT... Read the whole joke	17
19	Blonde jokes - 18319 - Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.... Read the whole joke	21
20	Blonde jokes - 18320 - Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!... Read the whole joke	8
21	Blonde jokes - 18321 - Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull ta... Read the whole joke	25
22	Blonde jokes - 18322 - Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.... Read the whole joke	10
23	Blonde jokes - 18323 - Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't ge... Read the whole joke	8
24	Blonde jokes - 18324 - Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads... Read the whole joke	8
25	Blonde jokes - 18325 - Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. ... Read the whole joke	9