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1	Music jokes - 24009 - Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning.... Read the whole joke	11
2	Music jokes - 24010 - Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... Read the whole joke	13
3	Music jokes - 24011 - Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... Read the whole joke	18
4	Music jokes - 24012 - Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that doe... Read the whole joke	10
5	Music jokes - 24013 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!... Read the whole joke	7
6	Music jokes - 24014 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !... Read the whole joke	8
7	Music jokes - 24015 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !... Read the whole joke	9
8	Music jokes - 24016 - Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !... Read the whole joke	5
9	Music jokes - 24017 - What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... Read the whole joke	7
10	Music jokes - 24018 - When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.... Read the whole joke	9
11	Music jokes - 24019 - Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Wat... Read the whole joke	4
12	Music jokes - 24020 - What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... Read the whole joke	6
13	Music jokes - 24021 - Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... Read the whole joke	10
14	Music jokes - 24022 - Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd... Read the whole joke	12
15	Music jokes - 24023 - What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... Read the whole joke	13
16	Music jokes - 24024 - Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please r... Read the whole joke	4
17	Music jokes - 24025 - Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she sh... Read the whole joke	10
18	Music jokes - 24026 - Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.... Read the whole joke	10
19	Music jokes - 24027 - Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!... Read the whole joke	9
20	Music jokes - 24028 - One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After bein... Read the whole joke	10
21	Music jokes - 24029 - A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Stridin... Read the whole joke	4
22	Music jokes - 24030 - 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "D... Read the whole joke	13
23	Music jokes - 24031 - Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy so... Read the whole joke	10
24	Music jokes - 24032 - Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.... Read the whole joke	12
25	Music jokes - 24033 - A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... Read the whole joke	11