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1	Marriage jokes - 23299 - My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I ... Read the whole joke	8
2	Marriage jokes - 23300 - QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "You'd better... Read the whole joke	16
3	Marriage jokes - 23301 - QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week... Read the whole joke	16
4	Marriage jokes - 23302 - QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and d... Read the whole joke	15
5	Marriage jokes - 23303 - Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The depressed one r... Read the whole joke	21
6	Marriage jokes - 23304 - Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.... Read the whole joke	22
7	Marriage jokes - 23305 - When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"... Read the whole joke	17
8	Men jokes - 16709 - A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table... Read the whole joke	19
9	Men jokes - 16710 - Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.... Read the whole joke	26
10	Men jokes - 16711 - Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... Read the whole joke	28
11	Men jokes - 16712 - Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look si... Read the whole joke	31
12	Men jokes - 16713 - Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... Read the whole joke	21
13	Men jokes - 23306 - Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.... Read the whole joke	20
14	Men jokes - 23307 - Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... Read the whole joke	26
15	Men jokes - 23308 - Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.... Read the whole joke	15
16	Men jokes - 23309 - Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.... Read the whole joke	29
17	Men jokes - 23310 - Men are like curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.... Read the whole joke	32
18	Men jokes - 23311 - Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.... Read the whole joke	38
19	Men jokes - 23312 - How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings... Read the whole joke	31
20	Men jokes - 23313 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't affor... Read the whole joke	35
21	Men jokes - 23314 - A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a stu... Read the whole joke	29
22	Men jokes - 23315 - There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying ... Read the whole joke	32
23	Men jokes - 23316 - Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-th... Read the whole joke	35
24	Men jokes - 23317 - Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a biki... Read the whole joke	38
25	Men jokes - 23318 - Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of on... Read the whole joke	25