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1	Teeth jokes - 16824 - Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?... Read the whole joke	42
2	Teeth jokes - 16825 - What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.... Read the whole joke	58
3	Teeth jokes - 16826 - What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!... Read the whole joke	41
4	Teeth jokes - 16827 - Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth... Read the whole joke	47
5	Teeth jokes - 16828 - A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. ... Read the whole joke	49
6	Teeth jokes - 25313 - Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.... Read the whole joke	36
7	Teeth jokes - 25314 - What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.... Read the whole joke	42
8	Teeth jokes - 25315 - What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.... Read the whole joke	31
9	Teeth jokes - 25316 - Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.... Read the whole joke	26
10	Teeth jokes - 25317 - Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of y... Read the whole joke	29
11	Teeth jokes - 25318 - What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.... Read the whole joke	25
12	Teeth jokes - 25319 - Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to co... Read the whole joke	28
13	Teeth jokes - 25320 - What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. ... Read the whole joke	33
14	Teeth jokes - 25321 - "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth... Read the whole joke	28
15	Teeth jokes - 25322 - Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.... Read the whole joke	29
16	Teeth jokes - 25323 - What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.... Read the whole joke	31
17	Teeth jokes - 25324 - What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain an... Read the whole joke	29
18	Teeth jokes - 25325 - What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.... Read the whole joke	30
19	Teeth jokes - 25326 - What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.... Read the whole joke	24
20	Teeth jokes - 25327 - What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely... Read the whole joke	38
21	Teeth jokes - 25328 - A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down ... Read the whole joke	32
22	Teeth jokes - 25329 - Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.... Read the whole joke	28
23	Teeth jokes - 25330 - What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw.... Read the whole joke	34
24	Teeth jokes - 25331 - What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."... Read the whole joke	36
25	Teeth jokes - 25332 - What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"... Read the whole joke	35