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1	Various animal jokes - 25748 - One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"... Read the whole joke	8
2	Various animal jokes - 25749 - Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He t... Read the whole joke	18
3	Various animal jokes - 25750 - There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than s... Read the whole joke	6
4	Various animal jokes - 25751 - What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.... Read the whole joke	12
5	Various animal jokes - 25752 - What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.... Read the whole joke	19
6	Various animal jokes - 25753 - Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.... Read the whole joke	6
7	Various animal jokes - 25754 - What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear ... Read the whole joke	14
8	Various animal jokes - 25755 - What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.... Read the whole joke	5
9	Various animal jokes - 25756 - Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he'... Read the whole joke	15
10	Various animal jokes - 25757 - Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank... Read the whole joke	20
11	Various animal jokes - 25758 - Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.... Read the whole joke	8
12	Various animal jokes - 25759 - Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"... Read the whole joke	12
13	Various animal jokes - 25760 - What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.... Read the whole joke	8
14	Various animal jokes - 25761 - Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."... Read the whole joke	22
15	Various animal jokes - 25762 - A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two m... Read the whole joke	6
16	Various animal jokes - 25763 - Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."... Read the whole joke	9
17	Various animal jokes - 25764 - One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you be... Read the whole joke	6
18	Various animal jokes - 25765 - Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!... Read the whole joke	23
19	Various animal jokes - 25766 - One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeate... Read the whole joke	8
20	Various animal jokes - 25767 - This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The servi... Read the whole joke	12
21	Various animal jokes - 25768 - A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it ne... Read the whole joke	11
22	Various animal jokes - 25769 - A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock ... Read the whole joke	6
23	Various animal jokes - 25770 - Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's gett... Read the whole joke	5
24	Various animal jokes - 25771 - A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his n... Read the whole joke	12