Jokes Comedy Lines | Relationships Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	A bad habit - I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t... Read the whole joke	33
2	A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife... - A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ... Read the whole joke	35
3	A bloke came home and found his missus in bed... - A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a... Read the whole joke	26
4	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr... Read the whole joke	39
5	A bored woman says to her husband... - A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and... Read the whole joke	61
6	A bum asks a man for $2... - A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ... Read the whole joke	36
7	A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond... - A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous... Read the whole joke	27
8	A caring husband - A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.... Read the whole joke	23
9	A change of style - Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin... Read the whole joke	35
10	A Change Of Vows - During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ... Read the whole joke	23
11	A chicken and an egg are lying in bed... - A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i... Read the whole joke	29
12	A chinese detective - A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti... Read the whole joke	40
13	A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife... - A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think... Read the whole joke	28
14	A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife... - A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged... Read the whole joke	56
15	A couple came upon a wishing well... - A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi... Read the whole joke	31
16	A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're... - A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes... Read the whole joke	38
17	A couple have not been getting along for years... - A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p... Read the whole joke	24
18	A couple married forty years were revisiting the... - A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving... Read the whole joke	33
19	A cure for atheism - A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow... Read the whole joke	27
20	A different father - A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o... Read the whole joke	23
21	A fair deal - A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.... Read the whole joke	20
22	A fair offer - One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door. He was also quick t... Read the whole joke	23
23	A family was having dinner on Mother's Day... - A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t... Read the whole joke	22
24	A farmer and his girlfriend... - A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf... Read the whole joke	34
25	A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night... - A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches ... Read the whole joke	24