Jokes Comedy Lines | School Jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students... - A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor w... Read the whole joke	58	0
2	A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure... - A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people... Read the whole joke	45	0
3	A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University... - A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn... Read the whole joke	37	0
4	A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A... Read the whole joke	36	0
5	A school teacher injured his back and had to wear... - A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. ... Read the whole joke	47	0
6	A unit in sex education was about to begin... - A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in or... Read the whole joke	59	0
7	Academy of Mudgeology - Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO... Read the whole joke	21	0
8	American University Grading Procedures - American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the Amer... Read the whole joke	31	0
9	Are You About to Employ a Robot? - Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB Psy... Read the whole joke	22	0
10	Bonkistry - Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professo... Read the whole joke	32	0
11	College by Dave Barry - College by Dave Barry M... Read the whole joke	27	0
12	College Dorm - On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The fe... Read the whole joke	48	1.5
13	Dad, can you write in the dark? - SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?SYLVIA: Your... Read the whole joke	37	0
14	Disprove this! - A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necess... Read the whole joke	29	0
15	Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye... - Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went t... Read the whole joke	36	0
16	Expands up to six times its size - Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under t... Read the whole joke	37	0
17	How does physics save lives? - One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely int... Read the whole joke	42	1
18	How to write a paper - How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty ... Read the whole joke	22	0
19	In-class Assignment for Wednesday - This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:-------------------------------------... Read the whole joke	23	0
20	Letter from Daughter to Parents - Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left... Read the whole joke	43	2.5
21	Little Johnny was in his math's class one day... - Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you $20," t... Read the whole joke	34	0
22	MD Qs and As - What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate stu... Read the whole joke	44	2
23	Mrs. Prussy - The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introdu... Read the whole joke	39	0
24	Nature of Hell - A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one ques... Read the whole joke	28	0
25	New University Promos - New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the av... Read the whole joke	45	0