Jokes Comedy Lines

#	Title	Hits
1	Why is a joke like pussy? - Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it.... Read the whole joke	3
2	Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's? - Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterward... Read the whole joke	19
3	Why is pubic hair curly? - Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.... Read the whole joke	11
4	Why is sex like money in the bank? - Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette... Read the whole joke	8
5	Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? - Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished un... Read the whole joke	7
6	Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store? - Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face and... Read the whole joke	21
7	Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog... - Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,... Read the whole joke	12
8	Wrong card - At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "... Read the whole joke	6
9	You can come out now - Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back... Read the whole joke	14
10	ZipperGate Update... - ZipperGate Update...In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has ... Read the whole joke	10

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