Jokes Comedy Lines

#	Title	Hits
1	One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny... - One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to sati... Read the whole joke	12
2	One night, as a couple lay down for bed... - This joke sucks....One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps hiswife on the s... Read the whole joke	19
3	Paying Rent - "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money pl... Read the whole joke	9
4	Play doctor - Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get... Read the whole joke	18
5	Playgirl Rejection Letter - Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you... Read the whole joke	13
6	Poetic justice - A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucki... Read the whole joke	27
7	Proffessional Terms II - I can't help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to in theatrical... Read the whole joke	16
8	Recipe for Banana Bread - Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms ... Read the whole joke	8
9	Ring, ring! - ring ring"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll be... Read the whole joke	24
10	Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still... - Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mournin... Read the whole joke	6
11	Safe to appear - Don was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her bac... Read the whole joke	23
12	Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City... - Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"Sh... Read the whole joke	32
13	Sexually active - A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,"IS YOUR DAUG... Read the whole joke	3
14	Sneezing orgasms - A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm... Read the whole joke	22
15	So one sperm says to the other... - So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not... Read the whole joke	13
16	So the elephant says to the naked man... - So the elephant says to the naked man . . ."You breathe through that little thing?"... Read the whole joke	17
17	Social Security Sex - Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security se... Read the whole joke	15
18	Soft and Hard - A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk,... Read the whole joke	11
19	Standardized Guide to the Bases - Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, ... Read the whole joke	11
20	Stuck orgasm - A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in... Read the whole joke	7
21	Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick... - Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls' d... Read the whole joke	12
22	Take her apart! - A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of cour... Read the whole joke	7
23	The aged patient doddered into... - The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do s... Read the whole joke	28
24	The art of foreplay - Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, ... Read the whole joke	16
25	The Australian way - After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life ... Read the whole joke	7