Jokes Comedy Lines | Women Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	10 things men know - 10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits... Read the whole joke	54
2	3 women went out drinking - 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day... Read the whole joke	54
3	8 things women won't say - 8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather ju... Read the whole joke	46
4	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ... Read the whole joke	30
5	Bad drivers. - Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... Read the whole joke	35
6	Birthday Girl - Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt... Read the whole joke	64
7	Breast Awareness - Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Pe... Read the whole joke	34
8	dishwasher breaks down - What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!... Read the whole joke	23
9	Ed Zachary Disease - A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. S... Read the whole joke	48
10	I haven't spoken in months - I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.... Read the whole joke	41
11	likable - I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i ... Read the whole joke	27
12	Marriage and Cheating - Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards.... Read the whole joke	40
13	Mistakes - Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.... Read the whole joke	29
14	New scientific element: WOMAN - Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally rou... Read the whole joke	38
15	picking up a woman in a laundromat - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a w... Read the whole joke	52
16	Rights - George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights... Read the whole joke	33
17	Road Hazard - Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the da... Read the whole joke	30
18	She-Devil - There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one nigh... Read the whole joke	21
19	Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life - THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR ... Read the whole joke	32
20	The Devout Catholic Woman - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri... Read the whole joke	29
21	The Pharmacist - Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by ... Read the whole joke	39
22	Tight Skirt - One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived,... Read the whole joke	31
23	Top 10 Things Only Women Understand - 10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean... Read the whole joke	25
24	True Love - A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ... Read the whole joke	35
25	Why did the woman cross the road? - Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!... Read the whole joke	27