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1 He's a real fun guy [fungi]
- |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 1564
2 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 579
3 101 Things Not To Say During Sex
- But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 243
4 Actual stupid questions asked
- |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 235
5 Speed Limit
- What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 219
6 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 218
7 Nun on the Bus
- A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 213
8 God and the Computer
- God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there...Read the whole joke
Computers 210
9 May September Marriage
- A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 208
10 Cucumber&pickle
- A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 206
11 Pre-Nuptial Agreements
- A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 205
12 Sunday School
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 204
13 Speaking of Sex
- A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 202
14 College Rules
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 201
15 Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 201
16 Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
- Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I'...Read the whole joke
Computers 201
17 Foot Tall
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a fo...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 198
18 The 3 holes
- A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits fo...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 197
19 A young girl sees her father in the shower...
- A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...Read the whole joke
Ouch 197
20 That IS The Only Difference
- What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on....Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 196
21 Old Beach Babe
- Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you s...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 195
22 Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 195
23 Starch in your Shorts
- Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 194
24 Condom Modelling Rejection
- Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R...Read the whole joke
Ouch 192
25 A man walks into a pub...
- The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke
Ouch 192
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