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#	Title	Category	Rating
1	A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal... - A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."Wha...Read the whole joke	Children	3.75
2	Are caterpillars good to eat? - \|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	2.75
3	A blind man in a store - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2.5
4	Trick or Treat - I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2.5
5	Actual stupid questions asked - \|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	2.5
6	Letter from Daughter to Parents - Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left...Read the whole joke	School	2.5
7	No $ - No $Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.With all my ...Read the whole joke	School	2.5
8	A burglar is in big trouble - \|A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2.5
9	Do you know me? - \|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	2.5
10	Preparing for Santa... - A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	2.5
11	The student and the teacher - This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad. So he raised his hand ...Read the whole joke	Free Jokes	2
12	MD Qs and As - What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate stu...Read the whole joke	School	2
13	A completely inebriated man was stumbling down... - A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke	Drunks	2
14	A woman's dictionary - \|Argument (argyoument) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	2
15	Hard of hearing - \|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the...Read the whole joke	Elderly Jokes	2
16	Red, Yellow, and Green! - A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	2
17	Code word for sex! - A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex withou...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	2
18	Redneck Doctor - How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He signs "his" name un...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	2
19	Drown my troubles - I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	1.75
20	College Dorm - On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The fe...Read the whole joke	School	1.5
21	Adults have learned - \|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke	Mom/Dad Jokes	1.5
22	Dirty jokes - What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1.5
23	How does physics save lives? - One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely int...Read the whole joke	School	1
24	IRS - The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	0.5
25	A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as... - A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On...Read the whole joke	Children	0.5